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High, Drunk, Loose
02:05
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Got high at the party, got drunk at the party, got loose at the party
Got kissed at the party, got fingered at the party, fell down at the party
Got hit at the party, got pissed at the party, did a shit at the party
Got up at the party, freaked out at the party, got kicked out of the party
Oeoeo High Drunk Loose
Got high at the show, got drunk at the show, got loose at the show
I moshed at the show, got sloshed at the show, got crushed at the show
Got boozed at the show, got bruised at the show, got abused at the show
Got up at the show, freaked out at the show, got kicked out of the show
Oeoeo High Drunk Loose
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I don’t wanna go to your party hey, I had other plans sorted anyway
I wasn’t invited but that’s ok, I don’t wanna burden your special day
I don’t wanna add to your salad bar, I’ll just sit at home playing my guitar
I don’t wanna go coz it’s way too far, I don’t fuckin know even where you are
Imma stay at home, eat a block of cheese, make out with a pizza in my dirty sheets
I don’t even care for your company, when I can masturbate when I’m eating cheese
Fuck you and your Stupid Party
I don’t wanna go to your party hey, I had other plans sorted anyway
I wasn’t invited but that’s ok, I don’t wanna burden your special day
Imma stay at home, eat a block of cheese, party here for one in my dirty sheets
I don’t give a fuck ‘bout your company, when I can masturbate with cheese
Fuck you and your Stupid Party
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Make This City Safe
03:30
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You follow everywhere we go, make this city safe again
You work our fingers to the bone, make this city work again
You target us when we’re alone, cleaning up the streets again
You break our arms and break our homes, gonna make this city safe again
You beat us bloody in your cells, make this city safe again
You turn your cheek to block our yell, cleaning up the streets again
You run our businesses to hell, make this city straight again
Burn this whole city half to hell, gonna make this city safe again
You throw the book at us, you raise your hand
You turn your back too, for no good reason
You throw the book at us, you raise your hand
You take us back to Joh Bjelke-Petersen
You follow everywhere we go, make this city safe again
You work our fingers to the bone, make this city work again
You target us when we’re alone, cleaning up the streets again
You break our arms and break our homes, gonna make this city safe again
You throw the book at us, you raise your hand
You turn your back too, for no good reason
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Phone Keys Smokes Wallet
Don’t forget your lighter, don’t forget your jumper if it’s cold
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Shitty Amps
02:46
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Heading out to the punkrock show where my heart says yes but my wallet says no
Borrow some gear use some broken mics, got a drunk soundguy but he’s doing alright
Shitty PA with some busted horns, my microphone smells like week-old prawns
Got a pick, got beer, got boots, got a setlist, this venue smells like piss
It’s ok it’s only piss
We don’t need to play through Marshall stacks, spent too many years fucking up our backs
All we need are these shitty amps and cheap guitars played with drunken hands
Hand full of chords is all I got, don’t know many words so I swear a lot
Shit fuck cunt pussy cock arse dicks, I’m using bread ties coz I lost my picks
My hands are black from sticky leads, rusty strings make my fingers bleed
Broken straps and broken sticks ain’t no thing that gaff can’t fix
We don’t need to play through Marshall stacks, spent too many years fucking up our backs
All we need are these shitty amps and cheap guitars played with drunken hands
Ignore the blood on my guitar, we get cheap drinks behind the bar
The moshpit looks like it’s so damn rough, but if you fall we’ll pick you up
Bought a drink with my last ten bucks, got kicked over by a rowdy fuck
We’re all a bunch of drunken turds but it’s ok if we know the words
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WoW
02:22
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Another day, working for the man, gotta get out of here as fast as I can
Gonna race home to my comfy chair, log into that world, sit, point, click and stare
Got the pedal to the metal best get out of my way, got a date with a computer, I don't wanna delay
Still got 4 more days of work and had a terrible day, I just wanna play.
I want to live inside the World of Warcraft
When I log into that world I get a wondrous feeling, I can be the tank and you can do some healing
We can find a group and maybe run some dungeons, I'd rather be here more than Paris or London
Together as a force like a thunderous train, we’ll demolish everything that gets in the way
If someone's slacking off, we'll just give em the boot, gotta kill the boss so we can steal the loot
I want to live inside the World of Warcraft
From Azeroth to Kalimdor, there's just so much we can explore, Northrend and Outland too, Infinite quests for us to do
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One More Drink
02:54
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I’m a good guy, I have a good time, I’m no trouble I speak no lies
I’m here to celebrate I’m not here to spread your hate, I’m here to drink that hate away
If you could only see the things I’ve seen maybe you’d rethink the way you treat me
I’m no slut, I give no fucks if you think I’m just some whore
I was your mate, I’ll set the fucking truth straight, ask me if you’re so unsure
About the way you feel and what I stand for, all your insecurities are yours
Let’s have one more drink tonight
If you could only see the things I’ve seen maybe you’d rethink the way you treat me
Let’s have one more drink tonight
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Intermission
02:25
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Orchy Bong
02:13
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I don’t know why you left me but I’ve got no fucking money
My heart’s been bleeding since you saw me, I’d sell my soul for my Orchy
I don’t know where I went wrong, all I know is I belong face down in my Orchy bong
Been so low since you left me, you went missing in the Spring clean
I need you back so fucking badly, I’d sell my soul for my Orchy
I don’t know where I went wrong, all I know is I belong face down in my Orchy bong
Hey mum
Yeah
Did you throw out my bong?
It was fucking filthy!
I’ve had it since bloody year five
I threw it out with all your other shit
I fucking loved that bong, it was fucking perfect – they don’t even make Orchy anymore!
I don’t know where I went wrong, all I know is I belong face down in my Orchy bong
You better quit smoking that shit
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Phone Keys Smokes Wallet
Don’t forget your lighter, don’t forget your jumper if it’s cold
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Poon Lagoon
02:10
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(ooh sloppity doo)
Goin’ down to Poon Lagoon gonna get my dick wet real soon
Gonna slip slop slap in your snu-snu, gonna put my cock in you oh yeah
(rim my brim and slam my clam)
Slip inside that rubber tyre baby, coz there might be crabs there, maybe
Dive right in and take a swim, lagoon juice dripping down my chin oh yeah
(ooey gooey)
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I Won't Spill My Drink
02:23
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Broken bones and an empty bank, a loaded tampon and aching back
I’m chipping teeth on your microphones and I’m snapping smokes and I’m dropping phones
And I’m getting high, falling down, I get no dick but I dick around
And I’m skinning knees as you’re rolling eyes at my little shorts and open thighs
You might lose respect for me but I don’t care what you think
I might lose my dignity but I won’t spill my drink
I’ve got no more cash so I’m spinning lies through my ashtray breath and my bloodshot eyes
Been drinking whiskey and drinking gin and I don’t understand all the trouble I’ve been
I’m losing clothes, losing time, I lost my friends and I’ve lost my mind
And my body aches and my voice is gone, I’ll probably pass out before too long
You might lose respect for me but I don’t care what you think
I might lose my dignity but I won’t spill my drink
If I had a buck for every sideways glance I get, If I had a beer for every eyebrow raised
If I had a note for every second chance I get
I’d be rich as shit and drunk as fuck with a book of memories I fucked up
And a legacy that says I suck but my mum still thinks I’m cool
You might lose respect for me but I don’t care what you think
I might lose my dignity but I won’t spill my drink
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