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Always the Bridesmaid

by flangipanis

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    CD edition of the Always the Bridesmaid album!
    Single CD in a gatefold wallet with a lyrics booklet and all, gosh we spoil you!

    Printed by the good folks at Austep Music who make it all environmental and recycled and stuff so you can be a complete shithead but redeem yourself by buying this album. Go on, do it for the little furry animals.

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  • Always the Bridesmaid 12" Vinyl
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    Alright vinyl nerds, you've been nagging us for years so here we are!
    This is an edition (unnumbered) of 200 pink on clear splatter and they look fucking awesome!

    We're initially only listing 50 online so we can make sure we have enough for our tour. If you can't make it to one of our shows this is the only way to ensure you get one, we'll try for some distro later, but who knows how long that will take.
    If you can make it to a show you might want to save yourself the postage.
    Postage also includes cover for any damaged goods, just in case.

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1.
Got high at the party, got drunk at the party, got loose at the party Got kissed at the party, got fingered at the party, fell down at the party Got hit at the party, got pissed at the party, did a shit at the party Got up at the party, freaked out at the party, got kicked out of the party Oeoeo High Drunk Loose Got high at the show, got drunk at the show, got loose at the show I moshed at the show, got sloshed at the show, got crushed at the show Got boozed at the show, got bruised at the show, got abused at the show Got up at the show, freaked out at the show, got kicked out of the show Oeoeo High Drunk Loose
2.
I don’t wanna go to your party hey, I had other plans sorted anyway I wasn’t invited but that’s ok, I don’t wanna burden your special day I don’t wanna add to your salad bar, I’ll just sit at home playing my guitar I don’t wanna go coz it’s way too far, I don’t fuckin know even where you are Imma stay at home, eat a block of cheese, make out with a pizza in my dirty sheets I don’t even care for your company, when I can masturbate when I’m eating cheese Fuck you and your Stupid Party I don’t wanna go to your party hey, I had other plans sorted anyway I wasn’t invited but that’s ok, I don’t wanna burden your special day Imma stay at home, eat a block of cheese, party here for one in my dirty sheets I don’t give a fuck ‘bout your company, when I can masturbate with cheese Fuck you and your Stupid Party
3.
You follow everywhere we go, make this city safe again You work our fingers to the bone, make this city work again You target us when we’re alone, cleaning up the streets again You break our arms and break our homes, gonna make this city safe again You beat us bloody in your cells, make this city safe again You turn your cheek to block our yell, cleaning up the streets again You run our businesses to hell, make this city straight again Burn this whole city half to hell, gonna make this city safe again You throw the book at us, you raise your hand You turn your back too, for no good reason You throw the book at us, you raise your hand You take us back to Joh Bjelke-Petersen You follow everywhere we go, make this city safe again You work our fingers to the bone, make this city work again You target us when we’re alone, cleaning up the streets again You break our arms and break our homes, gonna make this city safe again You throw the book at us, you raise your hand You turn your back too, for no good reason
4.
Phone Keys Smokes Wallet Don’t forget your lighter, don’t forget your jumper if it’s cold
5.
Shitty Amps 02:46
Heading out to the punkrock show where my heart says yes but my wallet says no Borrow some gear use some broken mics, got a drunk soundguy but he’s doing alright Shitty PA with some busted horns, my microphone smells like week-old prawns Got a pick, got beer, got boots, got a setlist, this venue smells like piss It’s ok it’s only piss We don’t need to play through Marshall stacks, spent too many years fucking up our backs All we need are these shitty amps and cheap guitars played with drunken hands Hand full of chords is all I got, don’t know many words so I swear a lot Shit fuck cunt pussy cock arse dicks, I’m using bread ties coz I lost my picks My hands are black from sticky leads, rusty strings make my fingers bleed Broken straps and broken sticks ain’t no thing that gaff can’t fix We don’t need to play through Marshall stacks, spent too many years fucking up our backs All we need are these shitty amps and cheap guitars played with drunken hands Ignore the blood on my guitar, we get cheap drinks behind the bar The moshpit looks like it’s so damn rough, but if you fall we’ll pick you up Bought a drink with my last ten bucks, got kicked over by a rowdy fuck We’re all a bunch of drunken turds but it’s ok if we know the words
6.
WoW 02:22
Another day, working for the man, gotta get out of here as fast as I can Gonna race home to my comfy chair, log into that world, sit, point, click and stare Got the pedal to the metal best get out of my way, got a date with a computer, I don't wanna delay Still got 4 more days of work and had a terrible day, I just wanna play. I want to live inside the World of Warcraft When I log into that world I get a wondrous feeling, I can be the tank and you can do some healing We can find a group and maybe run some dungeons, I'd rather be here more than Paris or London Together as a force like a thunderous train, we’ll demolish everything that gets in the way If someone's slacking off, we'll just give em the boot, gotta kill the boss so we can steal the loot I want to live inside the World of Warcraft From Azeroth to Kalimdor, there's just so much we can explore, Northrend and Outland too, Infinite quests for us to do
7.
I’m a good guy, I have a good time, I’m no trouble I speak no lies I’m here to celebrate I’m not here to spread your hate, I’m here to drink that hate away If you could only see the things I’ve seen maybe you’d rethink the way you treat me I’m no slut, I give no fucks if you think I’m just some whore I was your mate, I’ll set the fucking truth straight, ask me if you’re so unsure About the way you feel and what I stand for, all your insecurities are yours Let’s have one more drink tonight If you could only see the things I’ve seen maybe you’d rethink the way you treat me Let’s have one more drink tonight
8.
Intermission 02:25
9.
Orchy Bong 02:13
I don’t know why you left me but I’ve got no fucking money My heart’s been bleeding since you saw me, I’d sell my soul for my Orchy I don’t know where I went wrong, all I know is I belong face down in my Orchy bong Been so low since you left me, you went missing in the Spring clean I need you back so fucking badly, I’d sell my soul for my Orchy I don’t know where I went wrong, all I know is I belong face down in my Orchy bong Hey mum Yeah Did you throw out my bong? It was fucking filthy! I’ve had it since bloody year five I threw it out with all your other shit I fucking loved that bong, it was fucking perfect – they don’t even make Orchy anymore! I don’t know where I went wrong, all I know is I belong face down in my Orchy bong You better quit smoking that shit
10.
Phone Keys Smokes Wallet Don’t forget your lighter, don’t forget your jumper if it’s cold
11.
Poon Lagoon 02:10
(ooh sloppity doo) Goin’ down to Poon Lagoon gonna get my dick wet real soon Gonna slip slop slap in your snu-snu, gonna put my cock in you oh yeah (rim my brim and slam my clam) Slip inside that rubber tyre baby, coz there might be crabs there, maybe Dive right in and take a swim, lagoon juice dripping down my chin oh yeah (ooey gooey)
12.
Broken bones and an empty bank, a loaded tampon and aching back I’m chipping teeth on your microphones and I’m snapping smokes and I’m dropping phones And I’m getting high, falling down, I get no dick but I dick around And I’m skinning knees as you’re rolling eyes at my little shorts and open thighs You might lose respect for me but I don’t care what you think I might lose my dignity but I won’t spill my drink I’ve got no more cash so I’m spinning lies through my ashtray breath and my bloodshot eyes Been drinking whiskey and drinking gin and I don’t understand all the trouble I’ve been I’m losing clothes, losing time, I lost my friends and I’ve lost my mind And my body aches and my voice is gone, I’ll probably pass out before too long You might lose respect for me but I don’t care what you think I might lose my dignity but I won’t spill my drink If I had a buck for every sideways glance I get, If I had a beer for every eyebrow raised If I had a note for every second chance I get I’d be rich as shit and drunk as fuck with a book of memories I fucked up And a legacy that says I suck but my mum still thinks I’m cool You might lose respect for me but I don’t care what you think I might lose my dignity but I won’t spill my drink

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released March 31, 2018

Recorded and mixed by Darek Mudge at The Shed
Mastered by Bryce Moorhead
Guest Vox on Phone Keys Smokes Wallet (DOOM) by Sean Bear (Povarotti)
Vocals and Keys on Poon Lagoon by The Gutter Birds
Music and Lyrics by Flangipanis
Artwork by Annie Walter

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